These have to be the most beautiful flash games I’ve ever seen, if not the most boring.
Instant Brilliance
Can you imagine getting this caught on something? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SO. MUCH. PAIN.
So I watched this video for the first time and all I can say is that I’m honestly really disappointed. I mean, the guy dumps his girlfriend on the dance floor without a second thought just because he figures out shy girl’s all pretty and whatnot? NOT OKAY. And what a bitchy move to do on her part. The guy’s obviously taken, and it’s not like we get any true perspective on what his girlfriend’s really like. Maybe she’s actually a really cool person who’s just fed up with her bf making googly eyes at four-eyes. I’m fretfully angry about this music video and the entire situation.
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Well, not really. I just really really don’t want to do my global politics reading. Heh.
Hey, you remember the first time you watched the wiggles or pee wee herman and basically shit yourself because of how uncomfortable you felt at seeing grown men doing… that?
OH. MY. DEARFUCKINGLORD.
The wiggles + Asia + Cat ears = Noooooooooooooooo
Taking a little hiatus from my studies to being you this little jewel. Hum in your head the little ditty “one of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong…”
…aaaaand, messrs Baylis, Smith and Owens, I will return to your lovingly text-filled pages. *sigh*
I’m oddly conflicted about this video. One one hand, I’m drooling like I’m at Costco during peak samples time, and on the other, I’m a tad twingy at how … pretty he is. Not to mention the fact that his name is G Dragon. Of all the cool English names he could have come up with, on top of all the cool Korean names… but anyhow, I’ll just have to watch this a coupla more times to figure it all out.
Highlights:
-The apple display case wall. It reminded me of some vending machine engineer’s wet dream
-Dipping apples in cans of… apple juice? Apple vodka? Cause those people seemed to be a little dazed
-The twenty second sequel at the end. It serves the same purpose as the minor to major key changes in all Disney numbers. Perfect. :)
The internet: mocker of witch hunts, provider of copious amounts of entertainment
Perchance I’ve been watching too much Buffy, but I feel like Robert would get along well with Oz and the crew? He’s sure as hell got the awkward color combination thing down.
ps. Wonder if Emma knows her jacket’s buttoned wrong? Eep
(via iloveemmawatson)
Three things
1) It’s a whip
2) It was fashioned after Genesis with the Bible and God in mind
3) IT’S MADE OUT OF FUCKING HUMAN HAIR. NOT OKAY
So that’s where Egypt is! Where Iraq should be! Gee, I don’t know why I thought Egypt was in Africa. (via Fox News graphics department has shaky grasp of Mideast geography | Media Matters for America)This is terrifying? It’s 2009.
:( :( fox news, once again you’ve proved your worth as a reliable news source.
FAIL
Mrs. Hanson would have given this a 2/10 on our weekly map quizes


